I want heroin legalized, and daily use mandated.

Not for me, you understand. It doesn’t seem like anything that I’d appreciate.

But inside the beltway, there in Washington D.C., I’d like to see it legal and mandatory. For all of them. Every damn day.

‘Cause, you know what? I’m getting tired of trying to decide if those Goobers are bog-stupid, actively anti-American, or just bought-and-paid-for.

I’d much prefer to be able to just shake my head and say, “Geez, those poor stoned fuckers.”

And, as an added bonus, I’ve been led to believe that heroin addicts are semi-comatose most of the time anyway.

How much worse could it be?


I want heroin legalized, and daily use mandated. — 4 Comments

  1. And think of the visual benefit: a lot of those lard-asses can develop the heroin chic skinny look. Politics will still be Hollywood for ugly people, but at least they won’t be ugly, grossly overweight people.