If You Could Make 100 People Vanish Entirely, Who Would They Be? (My List)

I’m doing this as a thought exercise, not as any sort of a threat.  My own parameters are: whose disappearance would, in my opinion, make America a much better place to live?  Here’s my list, which is a work in progress.

1.  Valerie Jarrett

2.  Barack Hussein Obama

3.  Joseph Biden

4.  Harry Reid

5.  John Boehner

6.  Eric Holder

7.  John McCain

8.   Elena Kagan

9.  Sonia Sotomayor

10. Stephen Breyer

11.  Ruth Bader Ginsburg

12.  Mitch McConnell

13.  Lindsay Graham

14.  Chuck Schumer

15.  Hillary Clinton

16.  Elizabeth Warren

17.  Rahm Emanuel

18.  George Soros

19.  Nancy Pelosi

20.  Brian Schatz

21.  Chris Murphy

22.  Mazie Horono

23.  Barbara Mikulski

24.  Kirsten Gillebrand

25.  Al Franken

26.  Ben Cardin

27.  Maria Cantwell

28.  Richard Blumenthal

29.  Tammy Baldwin

30.  Robert Menendez

31.  Debbie Stabenow

32.  Jack Reed

33.  Sherrod Brown

34.  Judy Chu

35.  Keith Ellison

36.  Donna Edwards

37.  Sam Farr

38.  Mike Honda

39.  Jared Huffman

40.  Jan Schakowsky

41.  Steve Cohen

42.  Alan Lowenthal

43.  James McGovern

44.  Mark Pocan

45.  Linda Sanchez

46.  Peter Welch

47.  Alcee Hastings

48.  Jose Serrano

49.  Jesse Jackson

50.  Al Sharpton

51.  Alan Grayson

52.  Ibrahaim Hooper

53.  Morris Dees

54.  Jimmy Carter

55.  Bill Clinton

56.  Chris Matthews

57.  Michael Moore

58.  Joe Trippi

59.  Colin Powell

60.  James Carville

61.  Donna Brazile

62.  Lawrence O’Donnell

63.  Oliver Stone

64.  Jeff Katzenberg

65.  Tom Steyer

66.  Michael Bloomberg

67.  Howard Dean

68.  David Plouffe

69.  Maureen Dowd

70.  Steven Colbert

71.  Markos Moulitsas

72.  Wes Boyd/Joan Blades (Moveon.org)

73.  Warren Buffet

74.  Peter Orszag

75.  Karl Rove

76.  Lindsay Graham

77.  Jeff Zucker

78.  Phil Griffin

79.  Rachel Maddow

80.  Charles Blow

81.  Thomas Friedman

82.  Paul Krugman

83.  Gail Collins

84.  Bill Keller

85.  Kevin Drum

86.  Ezra Klein

87.  Gerald Seib

88.  Hendrick Herzberg

89.  Matt Iglesias

90.  Fareed Zakariah

91.  Josh Marshall

92.  Oprah Winfrey

93.  Jon Stewart

94.  Arianna Huffington

95.  The entire California State Legislature

96.  Jerry Brown

97.  Bill de Blasio

98.  Sheldon Adelson

99.  Thomas J. Donahue

100.  Jeff Flake  Big Fat Al Gore (thanks, nemo!)

Okay, this list wouldn’t solve every problem, but it most certainly would be a start.

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About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.


If You Could Make 100 People Vanish Entirely, Who Would They Be? (My List) — 17 Comments

  1. I have to agree with Steve_in_CA – if we’re gonna go with that sort of “kind-of-a-cheat”, I can likely get the whole lot listed in a single hundred…otherwise (if we gotta stick with single inDUHviduals, mostly or entirely), a hundred’s not even going to amount to a good, solid dent in the problem.

    Either way – I’ll start off with:

    1) Billy “Bomber-Bastard” Ayers

    2) Bernadine “Bomber-Bitch” Dohrn

    3) “Sheriff Joe” Biden (an obvious traitor to his “race”, whatever that may be; clearly, it’s not any part of the “human race” – a more pointlessly-destructive oxygen thief is difficult to imagine.)

    4) Barack Hussein Obama (preferably retroactive to about mid-2011)

    5) Michelle “Moose” Obama (ditto on the retroactivity)

    That’ll do, for now, as what a Kiwi acquaintance from some years ago would term “a fair-done start” – I’ll get back later on the rest, after a bit of thought (and maybe a decision on that “kind-of-a-cheat” thingy?)…

    • Completing my “top (or bottom, depending on viewpoint) 100”:

      After due consideration of your start-off listing – and ignoring entirely the duplications that may arise – I’d go with your roster, with the removal of Nos. 20, 22, 26, 28, & 32 (simply ’cause they’re the first six I came to that I never heard of/couldn’t track, and therefore know nothing about) and the addition of: 6) Every single currently-seated “Right (Dis)Honorable U.S. Senator”…plus, if it was possible, I’d add Nos. 15, 55 and 57 to my list of “retroactivity subjects”, only back-dating them all three to about 1990 or so.

      As you say: wouldn’t solve everything – but it’d give us a pretty good head-start on the current mess.

  2. If we can do it the way the Rolling Stone does guns…
    1. The Federal Government (both elected and appointed)
    2. All State and Territory Governments (both elected and appointed)
    3. All Local Governments (both elected and appointed)
    4. Every commie front organization and the people who support or supported them since 2008
    5. Every non commie front organization that wants to steal my time or money or both because they think they can use it better…and the people who support or supported them going back to 2008
    6. Criminal Gangs
    7. Private individuals and organizations that used the power of government to rent seek or otherwise protect their pot at the expense of others
    8. The governments of Mexico and Canada, and their rent seeking and/or criminal organizations
    9. The proponents and members of Islam that believe the way of the sword is true and correct and live by it
    10. Anyone, in any religion that feels theirs is the only true and correct way and all others are in league with the devil and should be cast out….preferably violently.
    11. Ardent communists, socialists, and those who think that anyone elses time and money is theirs to take and use at the point of a gun, whether weilded by them or by government.
    12. Rapid, people and technology hating environmentalists.
    13. PETA
    Is anyone left alive at this point?

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