They Know What They Are – They Just Don’t Care

Brothers, Bombs, Jokes . . . | National Review Online

You’ll never believe where I learned this joke — from the liberal commentator Mark Shields, who told it on the MacNeil/Lehrer Report, years ago.

Two liberals are walking down the road, when they come upon a man in the ditch. He has been badly beaten, left for dead. He is moaning, groaning. One liberal turns to the other and says, “Quick, we have to find the people who did this. They need help.”

And yet…and yet…

They still go right on being proud, unapologetic liberals.

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About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.


They Know What They Are – They Just Don’t Care — 3 Comments

  1. Now, see, that joke fails right on its face. Liberals don’t walk, they drive either Priuses (with smug looks) or giant-ass SUVs (and fuck the environment; actions speak louder than words), or else they take public transportation (but only if someone is looking and they can point out how virtuous they are).

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