Happy Days are here again!
What? First quarter GDP down 2.9 percent? Yeeeeee-Haaaawwwwww! Give a rebel yell and cry for more, more, more!!!
Average GDP down 2.9 percent, when average GDP growth since 1947 equals plus 3.22 percent? Don’t you see? Geeezzz, ya bunch of hating haters, don’t you see?
Boomtimes are here. Boomtimes are here. Now, I’m not the fellow to rely on for higher math, but simple logic tells you that if first quarter was down almost 3 percent, then the rest of the year is going to be huuuuuugggggee!
‘Cause otherwise you’d have to conclude that Barrackkass Hussainass Obamass’s and his minions haven’t a clue about what to do. That they’re n00bs, dumbasses, clueless how the world works. You might even suspect that they’re leading us down the primrose path. I mean, if you’re down 2.9% the first quarter, doesn’t that say that you’re going to be up at least 5% each and every quarter for the rest of the year? Don’t it? That’s great, ain’t it? When was the last time GDP was at 5%?
Unless that darned climate change screws it up.
Break out the wine, it’s party time.