1. Whackjob criminal: I’m going to take this gun of mine and murder as many people as I can with it! Muahahahahaha!
2. Gun controllers: THIS GUN CONTROL LAW SAYS IT IS ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO POSSESS A FIREARM!
3. Whackjob criminal: What? Wait, really? It is? Well, then, never mind….
UPDATE: (via Don Sensing – thanks!)