If Only We Could Turn Shotgun Joe Into Shotgun Bait

Biden: ‘Just Fire the Shotgun Through the Door’ | Washington Free Beacon

I said, “Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.” Most people can handle a shotgun a hell of a lot better than they can a semiautomatic weapon in terms of both their aim and in terms of their ability to deter people coming.

Thus speaks a drooling jackass who is as ignorant about firearms (especially the ones he’s discussing) and the laws (not to mention the common sense safety rules) governing their use as he is ignorant about almost everything else.

It would be my fondest wish that Shotgun Joe Biden would find himself on the other side of a door from somebody who thinks he’s a representative of “The End Times” come calling, who unlimbers his twelve gauge loaded with deer slugs in order to provide for his self defense.

BTW, “the End Times” has a specific religious meaning, and Shotgun Joe, being the ignoramus that he is, is misusing it in this parable of idiocy as well.

How did nature ever manage to cram so much dumbass into such an insignificant package? I guess there must be a lot of extra room inside that empty suit.

UPDATE: Instapundit »

THE COUNTRY’S IN THE VERY BEST OF HANDS: Every single bit of gun advice Biden gives will get you arrested.

Or killed.

About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.


If Only We Could Turn Shotgun Joe Into Shotgun Bait — 4 Comments

  1. Assclowns always have extraordinary dumbass storage capacity. It’s Moore’s law applied to people. Every 18 months those in government double their dumbassery capacity as they become twice as much an assclown. Now those starting with just a smidgen of assclownery take longer to reach critical mass. However, if you start with as much assclownery as Sheriff Joe did, you can reach extraordinary levels of dumbassery quite quickly. He’s the supercollider of assclownery now.

  2. Joe Biden Probably Has Brain Damage
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    [edited]  Doctor: Years ago Biden suffered a ruptured cerebral aneurysm. Modern medicine and surgery saved his life. Ruptured aneurysms frequently lead to brain damage. Biden’s behavior suggests to me that he may have suffered frontal-lobe damage. The frontal-lobe allows us to inhibit our impulses so that we do not immediately utter everything we think.
    === ===

    A bleeding blood vessel in the brain causes the death of nearby cells. In a motor area, the person suffers paralysis or weakness of the muscles controlled by that area. In the frontal lobes, a thinking area, the person suffers mental disability which is often subtle and mysterious.

    Joe Binden was a young, skilled politician at the time of his brain bleeds. Luckily for him, politics supports many people with badly functioning brains. That disabiliy is almost a requirement. So, let’s have a touch of sympathy when criticizing him. He is doing very well, given his limitations.

  3. He is doing very well, given his limitations.

    I’d have said he’s doing quite a bit too “well” – we obviously need to steeply increase those “limitations” for him, just as soon as possible.

    Remember: This particular assclown is “a heartbeat away from the Presidency” – and, in his self-delusory haze, quite likely sees himself as the “logical successor” to the current pResident. Every possible effort should be made to guard against such an occurrence, even by happenstance.

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