WHEN EVERYTHING IS A CRIME: Love hurts: Man arrested for releasing helium balloon with his girlfriend. “Brasfield was charged with polluting to harm humans, animals, plants, etc. under the Florida Air and Water Pollution Control Act.” A felony. This kind of thing shouldn’t be a felony.
Also: he’ll never be able to own a firearm again – thanks to the insane dicta promulgated by Antonin Scalia in Heller.