In Which I Campaign for Feminist Equality With the Patriarchy
Bill Quick

Sharks nine times more likely to kill men than women, study says – Telegraph

Australian scientists baffled by finding that men are targeted in 84 per cent
of all unprovoked shark attacks, and make up 89 per cent of all shark bite
fatalities.

Baffled?  Maybe it’s professional courtesy.

Anyway, I call for an immediate feminazi campaign to increase the number of female shark bite recipients until it matches that of the patriarchy.  It’s only fair, right?

Bill Quick

About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.

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