We had heard all these things before, actually, some months ago when President Obama attended a symposium on drug crime in Venezuela. The most noteworthy outcome of this colloquium was a scandal involving US Secret Service agents passing out in hotel hallways and stiffing the local hookers after — well — stiffing the local hookers. In fact, so familiar is this catechism that we knew precisely what conclusion the President of Honduras would arrive at long before he actually divulged his solution.
Because, as Chris Rock once pointed out, “that train is never late!”
Said the President:
More proof of nemo’s assertion that everything in modern life boils down to “pay me.”