I’m off, to sit around and see if I get called up for jury duty.
I get summoned every year, because I vote.
They never actually take me. All lawyers Google potential jurors, and given my loud and obstreporous presence on the Web, one side or another always exercises either a peremptory or for-cause challenge and sends me home, after whatever amount of time I’ve wasted awaiting the inevitable outcome.
Just to make sure, though: I SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF JURORS TO JUDGE THE LAW AS WELL AS THE CRIME!