Drag a Hundred Through a Whorehouse and You’ll Catch A BJ Every Time
Bill Quick

Bill’s secret mistress, the ‘Energizer’ | Page Six

Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isn’t home in Chappaqua that the former president’s Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer.

This is according to Ronald Kessler in “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” due Aug. 5 from Crown Forum.

Well, that’s a shocker, isn’t it?  BJ, the old pussy hound, is still an old pussy hound.  I wonder what the meaning of sex is these days in the Clinton household?

Bill Quick

About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.

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Drag a Hundred Through a Whorehouse and You’ll Catch A BJ Every Time — 14 Comments

  1. It can get worse. The TRAIN: Das Hillarybeast with a strap-on and the Huma engine in the front, Energizer with a strap-on behind Hillary and BJ as the Caboose, hooking in from the behind.

    NOW get the brain bleach.

    Gawd, I wonder how SteveF will top me on this one.

    Well I couldn’t work in any Indonesian boys so there’s an opening…

    • Gawd, I wonder how SteveF will top me on this one.

      Don’t think I’ll bother. We all know I could come up with something that would have you trying to strangle yourself with Nancy Pelosi’s tampon strings just to end the pain, but you seem so proud of what you wrote. I don’t want to damage your self-esteem by stomping it into a smear.

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