5) You’re never too young to be a sex criminal—for the rest of your life. “The legislature could have put an age restriction in the statute if it wanted to,” said District Attorney Riniker. “The legislature did no such thing.” The Wisconsin legislature is not alone in that perhaps intentional oversight. A 2007 report from Human Rights Watch found 11 states where teenagers must register as sex offenders, for life, if convicted of having sex with another teenager—even if no age difference exists between the teens. These laws have literally placed married couples on a public registry of sex offenders for having engaged in premarital sex with one another while under age 18. If District Attorney Riniker prevails in her campaign to criminalize D for his actions as a 6-year-old, at least he will be in good company.
Are you happy yet, progtard mommies?
I hope you rot in hell.