Play this for you progtard friends until their heads explode.
I defy you to watch it all the way through without your eyes becoming strangely damp.
And one more thing: When one of your progtard friends watches this and then sneers, “You know, patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels,” you just smile politely, consider those endless rows of white crosses in the real last refuges of American patriotism, and say sweetly, “Fuck you, you America-hating commie scumbag.”
Here’s another version:
(via The Ace Place – thanks, made my day!)