PS: We mix phosphates into our dishwasher soap so that it works.
PPS: We burned a tire for Earth Day. The kids helped. They thought it great fun.
PPPS: We deliberately run the dishwasher/washer extra times – for the pure spite of it.
PPPPS: We leave our vehicles running in the winter to warm them up.
PPPPPS: We disabled our smart meter, and shot it to pieces.
PPPPPPS: We added 3 Five-Gallon flush toilets – we still double flush, cause fuck you.
PPPPPPPS: We did the same thing to the dog-vomit shower-head your fuck-up-minions installed without our permission when they broke into our home to attach the smart meter – And we replaced it with a luxury model from Mexico – about the size of a pie-plate. (And it’s fucking GLORIOUS).
Ooooh does that make your moonbat skins crawl? Whatcha gonna do about it creeps? Write an angry letter to the editor? Post a scathing article on the Huff-n-Puff? Cry on the KOS-kiddie’s forums?
Oh, our-stars-and-garters, what-ever-the-fuck-shall-we-do in the face of such intractable opposition!!!!
Ahhhhh that’s right! We’re gonna laugh in your face and fucking ignore your asses – that’s what we’ll do. We won’t stop ridiculing you till we’re dead. Not a second before. And so we’re all clear – we’ll not be going into the good night all quiet-like.
When I think of Earth Day, I think of six feet.
Because that’s how much earth I’d like to put the green destroyers under.
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