How do you take an unstable situation, be it a Hurricane Sandy-ish storm making shore, an accident causing mass casualties or a riot, and make it even more fun (read: awful) for those unlucky enough to be caught in it? Why add in the carte blanche right of amateurs to carry assault weapons and pistols with high-capacity magazines, and that ought to do it. Of course an idea this ridiculous could only happen in one place: Florida.
Tell me, you panty-wetting pussy: When do you think honest citizens need the ability to exercise their right to self defense the most: When their area has been trashed in some disaster and the cops are nowhere to be found, or when all is normal and at least a few cops are available to arrive ten minutes later to an emergency in which seconds count?
Never mind, I know your answer: Neither and never. Only hardened criminals should be able to carry guns in your America. Luckily, though, it isn’t your America, and becoming less that every day.