#PresidentWeakHorse Responds
Bill Quick

Obama announces new sanctions on Russian officials – Jennifer Epstein and Edward-Isaac Dovere – POLITICO.com

President Barack Obama directly sanctioned 11 Russian and Ukrainian officials Monday, the latest escalation in the ongoing crisis in Crimea — and the president’s latest attempt to make good on his repeated threats of additional costs on Russians for the situation.

Speaking from the White House, he warned that he’s prepared to go even further if Russian President Vladimir Putin doesn’t reverse course on Crimea.

When asked for comment, as soon as he could get his hysterical laughter under control, Vladimir Putin responded:

Moscow Signals It Will Annex Crimea Quickly – WSJ.com

Russia gave its clearest signal yet Monday that it plans to move fast to annex Crimea, and then brushed off sanctions imposed by the U.S. and European Union after the breakaway Ukrainian region passed a referendum to secede.

On being appraised of this response, Obama replied:

If that big old meanie Putin doesn’t start listening to me, I’m going to make poopy in my sharp Mom Jeans.

Bill Quick

About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.


#PresidentWeakHorse Responds — 4 Comments

  1. Obowma patted himself on the back when he heard that Putin wet himself after the latest bluster.

    His aids didn’t have the heart to tell him that Putin pissed himself because he laughed so hard.