Wait – Doesn’t Everybody?
Bill Quick

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“As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast”

Damn. He’s got me nailed.

Well, except for the toast. I don’t eat toast. It’s unhealthy.

Bill Quick

About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.


Wait – Doesn’t Everybody? — 6 Comments

  1. Europeans are so ignorant. You don’t put the pistol on the tablecloth because a) you might splatter coffee or food on it, b) it doesn’t matter how well you’ve cleaned the thing, your wife will crab at you for getting the tablecloth dirty, and c) if you walk away from the table you won’t have it handy.

    Aside from that, I’m with Bill. I’d skip the toast and amp up the eggs (I don’t eat eggs often, but when I do, I have six at a time), and I drink my coffee black, but otherwise I see nothing odd about that breakfast platter.

  2. First: I can only eat about half that much bacon.

    Second: My gun is in it’s holster where it belongs.

    Third: They forgot the peanut butter on the toast…. Oh and none of that cheap assed store bought bread either. It’s homemade whole wheat (w/home ground hard white winter wheat) sourdough bread at my house.

    Other than that…. we’re good