In light of the bill permitting guns on our state’s college and university campuses, which is likely to be approved by the state House of Representatives in the coming days, I have a matter of practical concern that I hope you can help with: When may I shoot a student?
I am a biology professor, not a lawyer, and I had never considered bringing a gun to work until now. But since many of my students are likely to be armed, I thought it would be a good idea to even the playing field.
Easy. After they shoot you. And you sound like you could use some shooting.
I find it interesting that his biggest fear is that his dominance might be threatened by the maxim, “An armed society is a polite society.”