By the way, while Moscow’s digesting the green light it just got from the U.S. to consolidate its gains, Obama’s at DNC headquarters kicking off happy hour for Democrats. I’m not kidding.
Why on earth would anybody think you were?
Where else would he be? It’s too late for a round of golf, and too early to settle back and watch the late-night shows. So a couple of belts of somebody else’s booze sounds juuuuuust right.