In preparation for the first lady’s 50th birthday on Saturday, ABC News has served up a fawning list 50 ways to celebrate the occasion.
And how can we here at Daily Pundit do less?
1. Find a Sasquatch or a Wookie and shoot it.
2. Poison the delicious, nutritious servings of vegetarian tofu burgers on 21-grain bread infesting the nation’s school lunch steam tables.
3. Take a twenty million dollar vacation on the taxpayer’s dime.
4. Take a selfie of myself groping the Danish Prime Minister.