Naked Man Greases Self Up, Attacks His Washing Machine (A “Top Loader”)
Bill Quick

Naked man oiled free from washing machine – Boing Boing

Olive oil was his key to freedom. The slippery condiment was used to get a naked Australian man out of a top-loading washing machine into which he had climbed, apparently as part of a game of hide-and-seek gone horribly, hilariously wrong. And it took the combined efforts of police, paramedics, firefighters and a local search and rescue squad—all of whom converged upon the man’s residence—to get the job done.

“He was very well wedged in there and we were concerned for his health and well-being,” Police Sgt. Michelle De Araugo told the Herald Sun newspaper. ” … It would be fair to say the gentleman was very embarrassed.”

His last name mercifully withheld, 20-year old “Laurence” told Australia’s Fairfax Radio that he “was on his way to take a shower on Saturday when he decided to climb into the top-loader to have a bit of fun.”

I wonder what he meant by “a bit of fun?”

Anyway, pictures. Without pictures, it didn’t happen.

Bill Quick

About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.

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