irst time accepted submitter Stinky Cheese Man writes “An Antarctic climate research expedition, led by climate researcher Chris Turney of the University of New South Wales, has become trapped in heavy ice near the coast of Antarctica. The captain has issued a distress call and three nearby icebreaker ships are on their way to the rescue. According to Turney’s web site, the purpose of the expedition is ‘to discover and communicate the environmental changes taking place in the south.’”
Yes, this is just as funny as you think it is. Too bad that this hack scientist probably won’t freeze to death during his search for evidence of global warming.