Reading Police Chief William Heim told the Reading Eagle the federal agencies are trying to see what can be done about crashes and injuries, and the swabs were not to get DNA samples but to test for the presence of prescription drugs. He said police were there for site security only and did not pull drivers over or ask questions.
“In the grand scheme of things, I think it’s a pretty innocuous and minor issue,” Heim said.
Uh huh. And I think tarring and feathering you, and then turning you into a lamp-post ornament, would be a pretty innocuous and minor response to you, you loathesome little pocket-Nazi.