Missouri State University is considering an all-out ban on the use of Nerf guns on campus after a professor called 911.
According to CBS St. Louis, students have been spending their weekends playing a game called “Humans vs. Zombies,” in which “players try to tag other people, who then become zombies.” The game is played with Nerf guns and “balled-up socks.”
During a game in October “a professor called 911 and put a classroom on lockdown after thinking he saw a real gun.”
I dunno. How about firing the hysterical, panty- wetting sissy of a professor, instead?