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Missouri State University Considers Nerf Gun Ban After 911 Call

Missouri State University is considering an all-out ban on the use of Nerf guns on campus after a professor called 911.

According to CBS St. Louis, students have been spending their weekends playing a game called “Humans vs. Zombies,” in which “players try to tag other people, who then become zombies.” The game is played with Nerf guns and “balled-up socks.” 

During a game in October “a professor called 911 and put a classroom on lockdown after thinking he saw a real gun.”

I dunno.  How about firing the hysterical, panty- wetting sissy of a professor, instead?

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I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.


Seems Reasonable to Me — 7 Comments

  1. I’m not sure I agree. College students these days are predominantly ‘progressives’, i.e. liberal fascists. They want the entire country to suffer at the hands of ignorant, arbitrary authority. I see no reason why they should be exempt. Take their toys away, make ‘em suffer, and rub their noses in the fact that that’s the system they asked for and support when it’s someone else’s ox being gored.

    No sympathy for the progressive, no assistance, no support. Make ‘em live the consequences of their beliefs, good and hard, every chance you get.

  2. Ah, well, y’know, every proggie-in-good-standing just knows that Nerf stuff is the “gateway drug” to the real, live Killin’ Machines…as for those “rolled-up socks” – clearly, that’s analogue for hand grenades, Molotov cocktails, etc….

    Starts with Nerf urethane foamie “darts” and old gym socks (initially clean ones, maybe, though when the “ammo” runs low…) – next thing you know, it’s full-auto assault weapons, long-range sniperscoped .50-Cals and mortar barrages.

    Best not to take any chances, y’know – it’s “for the chilluns”, after all.

  3. Is Missouri so much different than California? I think not – and the Progtards know that and NEED the killing machinery. They just want *other* people to do it, and they need some of their own to have that affinity, because big bloated bureaucracy and stifling regulation alone is insufficient to actually suffocate and kill small animals – and the Heartland knows it – they grow bureaucracy out there along with Ethanol-Corn and other Farm Subsidies. One word: Chicago. They know how to butcher and render it in their packing plants, real cow-killing (and soul-crushing) power comes from the Heartland, not from the mountainous Coast or dippy surfer-freaky Californians – it takes big black boots on the neck and a fat corn-fed Progtard to apply the crush.

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