Obama Weeping Like A Little Girl
Bill Quick

OBAMA: EVERYBODY HATES ME!!! – The National Enquirer

“Barack watches news reports, reads the papers and sees the shocking poll results – and he loses it.

“When he saw one report that his approval rating had plummeted to a staggeringly low 37 percent, he had a total meltdown.

“He buried his head in his hands, saying, ‘Everybody hates me.’ When he raised his head, his eyes were glistening with tears.

“He’s lost the confidence and affection of the public that he so desperately needs to go on with the hardest job in the world.

A recent CBS poll said the 52-year-old President has a lower job approval rating than Toronto Mayor Rob Ford – who admitted to smoking crack and is still five points HIGHER than Obama!

“That was the last straw for Barack,” says the insider. “He was mortified and humiliated.”

Hey, it’s the National Enquirer, only slightly less reputable than WaPo, so take it for what it’s worth and enjoy it on a slow Sunday.

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I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.

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Obama Weeping Like A Little Girl — 9 Comments

  1. Steve:

    I posted a comment on the thread along similar lines as yours and at almost exactly the same time. Yours posted, mine disappeared. I was able to successfully post other comments today.

    Did I get hooked in a review queue or something?

    • I don’t see anything in either the “hold” or the “spam” queues. Might have been a network glitch, or maybe the NSA pulled your comment because it was too racist — I mean, raaaaaacist — or something.

  2. ‘Everybody hates me.’ When he raised his head, his eyes were glistening with tears.

    Ah, if only ’twas believable – how sweet, indeed…

    It IS, however, the National Aliens-Among-Us/Area-51-Observer.

    “When he saw one report that his approval rating had plummeted to a staggeringly low 37 percent…He buried his head in his hands…”

    Imagine what might occur when he drops below 25 or so…

    “He’s lost (what)… he so desperately needs to go on with the hardest job in the world.”

    Yeh, all those rounds of golf and mega-buck jaunts to NYC, etc. are a real tough gig, alright.

  3. It is nice to see that The Cocksucker And Cheat is having a bad day.
    It doesn’t make up for the last 5 years of my own misery; but I’ll take what I can get.

    Bill, I like your ‘cocksucker’ term for the left–it has that appropriate level of disgust.

  4. Obama should take a lesson from Mayor Rob Ford. Obama should admit that he has smoked crack to catch that 5 point bump in the polls.

    Obama could follow by dramatically admitting that he lied about the PPACA, that he connived politically, that he encouraged the IRS to harass conservatives, and that the truth is nothing as compared to accomplishing utopia on Earth.

    Obama could then follow the path explored by Jimmy Carter. Slogan: “The Presidency is too big for any man. My heart was in the right place. I failed, but at least I tried.” Obama should dry his tears and build a few houses for the poor. He can be popular again.

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