Why I’ve Decided to Call the Hard Left “Cocksuckers”
Bill Quick

The hard left uses the term “Teabaggers” to describe us on the right all the time, so let’s be clear:

Tea bag (sexual act) – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

To tea bag is a slang term for the sexual act of a man placing his scrotum in the mouth of a willing sexual partner for pleasure or onto the face or head of another person. The name of the practice, when it is done in a repeated in-and-out motion, is derived from its passing resemblance to the dipping of a tea bag into a cup of hot water as a method of brewing tea. As a form of non-penetrative sex, it can be done for its own enjoyment or as foreplay.

Given that the halfwits of the Left consider this a perfectly reasonable term of description for conservatives, I see no justification for not returning the favor.

Hence, from here on out, as far as I’m concerned, the Hard Left are the Cocksuckers.

Which seems even more appropriate given their, um, relationship with Barack Obama

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Bill Quick

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I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.

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Why I’ve Decided to Call the Hard Left “Cocksuckers” — 3 Comments

  1. I don’t disagree, but perhaps a slight Bowdlerization would make it possible (not likely, but possible) for the term to be used in “polite” company or over the air. “Sword Swallowers”, maybe. “Tea Baggers” is heard not infrequently from politicians of a certain bent. It would be funny to hear, say, Cruz get up to the microphone and make scathing comments about Harry Reid and the rest of the Sword Swallowers — oh, excuse me; I meant Democrat extremists — supporting this or that.

  2. Yeh, well, I’ve been referring to Leftists and Democraps (sorry for the slight stammer/major overlap, there) as (alternately) dildoes and dipwads for quite some time – at least, in “polite” company – so, for me, the score’s about even already.

    “Cocksckers” works for me as a reference to them, too, however – any fully-descriptive porn-term in a storm, so to speak…

    • I chose the term with care: It is functionally equivalent to teabagging, and it should be fun to watch the left explain why one term is a horriffic assault on gays and their rights, and the other – the one they use all the time – is not.

      Especially since there is nothing intrinsically gay about either practice.

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