Conservative groups in 34 U.S. states plan coordinated assaults on taxes, healthcare, public sector pensions and the environment, organizing papers indicate.
…The conservative strategy, organized and coordinated by the State Policy Network in Arlington, Va., includes proposals to cut public sector pensions, lower government-worker wages, eliminate income taxes, oppose Medicaid expansion and combat regional efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions that cause climate change, the documents outlining 40 funding proposals in 34 states show.
Or to rephrase:
Conservative groups plan to cut bloated, unaffordable public sector pensions that are far better than those the average American enjoys, lower sky-high, city and state-bankrupting government worker wages that are far better than those the taxpayers footing the bill for them enjoy, eliminate ever-growing state and local income taxes that strangle job growth in its crib, oppose the expansion of the single biggest line item in all state budgets, the unfunded Medicaid program, and combat expensive, futile efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions that nobody has managed to prove cause anthropogenic climate change which, itself may not actually exist.
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