Before the 2012 Iowa caucuses, he participated in 381 town hall meetings. One can, however, be a novelty only once, and although Santorum is a young-looking 55, in 2016 he will have younger rivals. Furthermore, he may not strike many Republicans as the answer to the party’s problems with female voters and blue states. Nevertheless, there are gallantry and dignity in his steadfast determination to tack against the prevailing wind.
I don’t think even Stacy McCain will touch him this time around, even though Santorum may be the last “cover up those lady parts and shoot those damned faggots” candidate still standing. Luckily for this post, though, which I hope is the last mention of Santorum on this blog, (although it probably won’t be…damn it) I still have the “Santorum” category left over from his last disastrous outing. I may change it to “loser” though.