Ever since the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al lawsuit became public, my fellow defendants and I have been plagued by envious bloggers wondering what they’re doing wrong. “Gosh, I called him a ‘sociopathic creep’ and a ‘pipsqueak terrorist’ — why isn’t he suing me?”
Actually, that’s not high on my Bucket List.
In fact, it’s right down there with contract genital fungus, become Anthony Weiner’s sexting buddy, and explore various combinations of blenders and private parts.
But hey. Whatever turns your crank.