The full list of traitors who couldn’t give a flying flip (Senator Cruz’s words, not ours, although we agree completely) about unemployment, loss of hours and loss of coverage for millions of Americans can be found here.
We’ll just focus on the, ahem, interesting ones:
Lamar Alexander, TN: Seeking reelection in ’14, currently has a primary challenger, Joe Carr. Let’s hear it for Joe. Lamar obviously needs to spend more time with his family.
Saxby Chambliss, GA: Not seeking reelection, and good riddance. Several declared candidates. Time to go pick the right one.
Jeffrey Chiesa, NJ: Appointed by Krispy Kreme Christie to the post of Assistant Obama Ballwasher. Krispy’s tongue was getting tired. Republican candidate for the seat is Steve Lonegan.
Thad Cochran, MS: Not sure whether he will seek reelection. Imperial tip: Don’t bother, Thad, just go enjoy the cries of your constituents dying in ObamaCare slaughterhouses. Thanks to you.
Susan Collins, ME: Main question here is “why hasn’t that socialist slut been retired yet?” Heckuva job, Maine. Now try to do better.
And every single one of them needs a big, fat target painted on their face. How’s that for eliminationist rhetoric.
What? You think I’m talking about political targets? Well…perhaps…