. A main drag called Broadway where street parking is free and plentiful, restaurants are reasonably priced, blondes are legion and a movie ticket is $9? America far from New York City is a strange and exotic place indeed.
You know, I give this guy credit for at least trying.
Unfortunatey, like many lifelong New Yorkers, he’s a provincial hick, especially when it comes to his own country. This trip may have improved him somewhat but, you know? He’s still a provincial hick.