What we obviously must do, therefore, is turn rich white liberals out of their homes.
Ideally, they would relocate to the very worst neighborhoods, where, applying the Benedikt principle, they would do the most good.
Rich non-white liberals we can leave alone out of deference to the liberal faith in the value of excruciatingly narrowly defined kinds of diversity. Rich white conservatives we also will leave alone, both out of respect for their own consciences but also — perhaps more important — also out of deference to liberal sensibilities: Rich white conservatives are the very definition of the privileged caste in the liberal imagination, so we need to keep them around in order to provide the maximum benefit to the poor people we’re going to be trucking in to inhabit those nice homes in Park Slope once we’ve shipped the rich white liberals off to Hunt’s Point.
Even better, the poor kids relocated to rich white conservative neighborhoods will learn the basic American traditions and values that have led to the greatest amount of success throughout our history.
Come on, liberals, hit the road. It’s for the children!