Female narrator: Thanks to current laws and the
effectiveness of wine and spirit stores employees Pennsylvania has
the lowest death rate associated with alcohol consumption in the
nation. Tell your state senator to say no to liquor privatization.
We don’t want other children to lose their parents.
As you can see on the Century
Council’s website, Pennsylvania doesn’t appear to actually have
“the lowest death rate associated with alcohol consumption.” Though
I think it’s fair to say that it has some of the most tin-eared and
shameless public sector employees in the nation.
“tin-eared and shameless?”
Try “dishonest and evil.” And throw in “greedy” while you’re at it.
Leftists: If they couldn’t lie, they’d have nothing to say at all.
No, wait. That’s politicians. Never mind.