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Naked Acrobat Terrorizes BART Riders At SF Station

A naked man was caught on camera harassing passengers at a San Francisco Bay Area Rapid Transit station last month. …

The video was recorded by a station agent on her cellphone on May 10th at the 16th and Mission BART Station. The agent was trying to shelter a woman who was accosted by Perez. She can be heard encouraging the woman, who is audibly shaken to get inside the booth to escape the naked man.

Does it seem to anyone besides me that the “victims” of this “assault” are pathetic little dough babies? The language of the article and the quotes in it might be appropriate if a slasher were attacking random people or a rabid raccoon had wandered.

Union President Antonette Bryant said agents face hostility all the time. “How much is a person’s life worth, because are they waiting for someone to get killed before they protect them?” Bryant said.

Oh, the humanity!

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Candy Asses — 6 Comments

  1. In the early years of Showtime(or maybe HBO) Allen Funt did a Candid Candid Camera in which he did things like a topless female window washer*. One segment he had some women doing a product survey and sent a streaker through. The best reaction was from the woman that laughed and said her six year old was bigger. That’s how you should react to such morons. Cutting humor and insults, since you can’t get away with cutting things off.

    *Also topless female gas station attendant and topless female barber all with ample endowments.

  2. That was one of my hypotheses. It was supported by the fact that the heroic BARTette was able to film the assault, or performance, on her cell phone while heroically ushering the other victim to shelter.

  3. I was surprised to see so many people just keep walking instead of helping those being accosted, much less try to subdue the guy. I DID notice one guy pick up something dropped by a “victim” and walk away with it. Maybe SF has become too “urban” (IYKWIM) to be considered civilized? Or is it just that a naked guy doing acrobatics in a transit station isn’t that unusual for the city’s population anymore?

    • Or is it just that a naked guy doing acrobatics in a transit station isn’t that unusual for the city’s population anymore?

      This.

      Actually, in the Metro, naked guys – and gals – are usually raving, sleeping, or taking a shit. Sometimes all three at the same time.

      I know I wouldn’t have looked twice at this bozo.