Could You Hand Me That Self-Cancellation Stamp, Please?
Bill Quick

Victory for Victor Meldrew, as pessimistic people ‘live longer’ – Telegraph

Older people blighted by pessimism and fear for the future are more likely to live longer, according to scientists.

Huh.

By this metric, I can probably expect to live…forever.

So: Is that optimism or pessimism?

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Bill Quick

About Bill Quick

I am a small-l libertarian. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.

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Could You Hand Me That Self-Cancellation Stamp, Please? — 1 Comment

  1. So: Is that optimism or pessimism?

    I’ve been trying to figure this one out. As near as I can tell, if you think living forever is a terrible fate, it’s pessimism. If you’re optimistic that your pessimism will make you live forever, you won’t. My advice: you should pessimistically think living forever is terrible and keep blogging.