Oh, STFU, You Infantile Morons
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‘Experts’ Warn ‘Global Warming’ Is Making Pet Dogs Depressed – Breitbart A leading “dog behaviourist” and an “animal behaviour counselor” have warned that “global warming” is responsible for a supposedly massive rise in bored and depressed pet dogs. The “experts” said that … Continue reading

Poor Old Man
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Sanders Campaign: Clinton Is ‘Infiltrating’ Iowa Caucus With Out-of-State Staffers – Breitbart The Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) campaign is claiming that Hillary Clinton is “infiltrating” Monday’s Iowa caucus with paid out-of-state workers in a last-ditch effort to mobilize pro-Clinton voters. … Continue reading

Oh, Good Lord, Somebody Find the Butterfly Net
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Glenn Beck: Trump Is ‘a Pathological Narcissistic Sociopath,’ ‘Trying to Put Megyn Kelly… in His Dungeon’ Talk radio host Glenn Beck, who is in Iowa with his family and staff campaigning for GOP presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), took … Continue reading

Crazy Old Commie Coot Blasts GOP
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Noam Chomsky: GOP Is ‘Literally a Serious Danger to Human Survival’ – Breitbart Noam Chomsky, the noted radical and MIT professor emeritus, said the Republican Party has become so extreme in its rhetoric and policies that it poses a “serious … Continue reading

You Say Whackjob, I Say Wacko, Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off
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Trump on Cruz: The establishment is rallying to me because other senators think Cruz is a “whack job” « Hot Air Even the establishment’s favorite son would have avoided a term like “whack job” for Cruz, partly because it’s overly … Continue reading

Trained TDS Seal Honks Through Big Red Nose
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A Confession: What I Think of Pastors For Trump | The Resurgent What we know of Donald Trump is that six years ago he funded Democrats against conservatives, two years ago he funded Republican establishment leaders against conservatives, and now … Continue reading

Bloomberg’s Exercise In Futility
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Michael Bloomberg’s Possible Presidential Run & the Electoral College Challenge While the public is clearly disenchanted with both major parties, the odds of the 73-year-old Bloomberg’s parachuting into the presidential race are laughably low. It’s true that more than 70 … Continue reading

Takes One to Know One
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Obama to Seinfeld: Cursing Helps Stress, ‘Sizable Percentage’ of World Leaders Nuts – Breitbart He would know. … Continue reading

Paranoid Lunacy at Red State
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Was Ben Carson’s Impending Campaign Flame-out Planned For All Along? | RedState The gang at Red State continues to swill the kool-aid. Apparently in their world, all campaigns that don’t involve Ted Cruz are nothing more than conspiracies to elevate … Continue reading

Was She Driving a Mercedes?
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Car mows down over 30 people in Las Vegas; 1 dead – CNN.com Driver probably reads Stephen King: Mr. Mercedes: A Novel (The Bill Hodges Trilogy) … Continue reading

Hey, Look! Some Guy In A Dress. Fascinating!
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Bruce Jenner Is Barbara Walters’ ‘Most Fascinating Person of 2015’ Senile old bag fascinated by guy in dress. In my day we called such “fag hags.”  But Jenner isn’t even a fag.  Although BABAWAWA has become a bit of a … Continue reading

Sander’s Writing Inaurugal Address – In Crayon!
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Sanders: I’m already writing my inaugural address | TheHill Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) says he’s already writing his inaugural address despite being behind Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton in the polls. And pounding his wrinkled old pud while he’s doing … Continue reading

I Suspect the Winning Record of This “Mock” Prexy Election Is About to Come to a Screeching Halt
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Democratic Ticket Wins Mock Presidential Election; WIU Students Voted Sanders/O’Malley to Take Top Seats – University Relations – Western Illinois University MACOMB, IL — With more than 400 Electoral College votes, the Democratic ticket—Bernie Sanders, president, and Martin O’Malley, vice … Continue reading

Paging Loretta: Hate Speech Alert!
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From my favorite high school lunchroom blog, Gawker: Student activists at Lebanon Valley College are asking the school to change the name of Lynch Hall because of its racial connotations, even though it is named for a former school president … Continue reading

Rachel, Meet Michael
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Dolezal: Liberals Don’t Applaud Me Like Caitlyn Jenner The most unsympathetic woman in America, perma-tanned transracial icon Rachel Dolezal, has given an interview to Vice’s women’s channel Broadly in which she is described complaining that she doesn’t get the same adulation from the … Continue reading

The Insult Continues
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Tonight in the very center of New York City the municipal government will conduct a barbarous event that celebrates pagan tradition, projects religious intolerance, increases global warming and triggers feelings of unsafety for billions of the earth’s citizens. It involves … Continue reading

Say What?
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Boehner: ‘Catholic Guilt’ Swayed Paul Ryan on Speakership – Breitbart Boehner says he told Ryan: “‘This isn’t about what you want to do. It’s about what God wants you to do. And God has told me, he wants you to” … Continue reading

Politico Pot, Kettle, Black
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2016 Roundup: Crazy to Run for President? – POLITICO Magazine I’d say there’s more evidence you have to be nuts to write for Politico than to run for President. Given that psychopathic dishonesty seems to be only the opening qualification.  … Continue reading

He Needs to Be Hospitalized – In a Mental Hospital
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Allergic to ALL food: Utah teenager fears eating could kill him because rare condition means he is allergic to virtually everything  | Daily Mail Online A teenager has revealed how a rare condition left him ‘starving to death’ – because … Continue reading

In NYC: Welcome to the Behavioral Sink Apartments
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This Brooklyn Co-Living Space Is Smarter Than NYC’s Own Plan to Fix Its Housing Crisis What can you get for $1800 in rent? In Brooklyn, you can get a fully furnished apartment, a bedroom that’s all yours, plus access to … Continue reading

When Stupidity Meets Insanity and Makes Babies
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Oh my. I have no words. pic.twitter.com/UzdIBi1GiX — Casey Kim (@caseykim12) October 15, 2015 (via Stephen Green – thanks!) … Continue reading

Meet the Princess Boy
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Father of ‘Princess Boy’ to Critics: Keep Your ‘Masculine Bullsh*t’ Henson wrote, “Anyone that knows us, knows we generally let Caiden make his own choices, to an extent. Well, he has decided on a Halloween costume. He wants to be … Continue reading

The Days of Whine and Larry Lessig
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Lawrence Lessig: I’m Trying to Run for President, but the Democrats Won’t Let Me – POLITICO Magazine Like Clinton and Sanders and O’Malley, I believe America needs urgent and important reform: it needs a minimum wage that is a living … Continue reading

Ready For My Closeup, Mr. DeMille….
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Video: Hero vet from Oregon shooting speaks « Hot Air Law enforcement officials have already refused to say the name of the dead perpetrator of yesterday’ shooting massacre in Oregon. Why not, the Daily Beast’s Michael Daly proposes, talk about … Continue reading

Psychologist “Cures” Crazy Woman By Blinding Her With Drain Cleaner
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News You Can Use | VodkaPundit By the age of 20, Shuping says she was fluent in braille. “I was ‘blind-simming’, which is pretending to be blind, but the idea kept coming up in my head and by the time … Continue reading

Crackpots Behind Me, Crackpots In Front of Me
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Article from 1975: The World Will Be Out of Oil by 2015 As a society, we need to get off of fossil fuels. Not because our planet is going to run out of them, but because it’s destroying us. This … Continue reading

Huh? Say What?
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To This Secular Muslim, Ben Carson Had a Point – The Daily Beast WTF is a “secular Muslim?” I mean, other than dead apostate meat if she ever enters Iran or Saudi Arabia. … Continue reading

Humans Do the Craziest, Most Suicidal Things
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Instapundit » Blog Archive » NO THANKS: This Bicycle Just Went 85.71 MPH on Human Power Alone…. No kidding. I once hit 52mph according to my bike speedometer on a downhill through the Presidio, and it scared the crap out … Continue reading

Cultural Revolution for Cell Phone “Addicts”
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Look at these strange pictures of a Chinese bootcamp that teaches teens to stop being addicted to their phones – Telegraph We all know someone who is addicted to their phone. That is because that ‘someone’ is all of us. … Continue reading

Moonbeam Brown Getting Slapped Down A Little
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Ben Carson Responds to Jerry Brown on Climate Change – Breitbart Brown recently suffered a setback when moderate Democrats in the California legislature rebelled against his climate change legislation over fears that low-income workers would be burdened with the increased fuel … Continue reading

The Power of Positive Delusions
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California passes bill to kick coal out of its pension funds | Ars Technica Earlier this week, the California State Assembly approved a bill that would order the state’s employee pension funds to eliminate investments in companies that make the … Continue reading

Rachel Dolezal: Still Crazy After All These Years
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An Interview With Rachel Dolezal: “It’s not a costume” | Vanity Fair Throughout our exchanges, as the cameras moved on to their next assignments and public interest waned, she has simultaneously defended the identity she has carefully crafted and insisted … Continue reading

If He’d Just Shouted Allahu Akhbar! While Slaughtering Them, He’d Have Been Okay
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When a flag kills | PJ Tatler Judging from numerous articles and statements over the last 48 hours, you can be forgiven if you believe that Dylann Roof was not responsible for the deaths of 9 black Americans attending Bible … Continue reading

Shrum: Nine Blacks Murdered Is a Small Price To Pay For Keeping Them Disarmed
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Dem Strategist: ‘I Cannot Imagine the Horror That Could’ve Occurred’ if Churchgoers Were Armed During Charleston Massacre | Video | TheBlaze.com Longtime Democratic strategist Bob Shrum said on MSNBC Friday that he “cannot imagine the horror that could’ve unfolded” if … Continue reading

Here Come the Trans-Ni**ers
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Instapundit » Blog Archive » SHE’S TRANS-BLACK. DON’T SHAME HER. NAACP leader and civil rights activist outed as WHITE by her p… I used to ask those folks who believe that homosexuality is a choice why they thought somebody would … Continue reading

Okay, I’m Speechless. Is It Time To Just Burn Down the Colleges?
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College Suspends Wounded Marine, Labels Him a Threat Because He Dared to Ask for a Non-Muslim Counselor | John Hawkins’ Right Wing News A veteran Marine was kicked out of a Mississippi college because he had the audacity to ask … Continue reading

Living In the World Between Michelle’s Ears
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Michelle Obama Tells Graduates to ‘Shape the Revolutions’ | The Weekly Standard First Lady Michelle Obama spoke today to graduates of Oberlin College. She encouraged the graduating class to “rise above the noise and shape the revolutions of your time.” … Continue reading

I’m Pretty Sure She Might Refuse to Bake the Cake
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Show Me Your Torts | VodkaPundit 66-year old Sylvia Ann Driskell, from Auburn, Nebraska, has decided to sue every gay person on earth on behalf of God and His Son, Jesus. … Sylvia presented her HANDWRITTEN, 7-page petition to the … Continue reading

Did You Know That John Hinckley was Mostly Out of the Loony Bin? Do You Even Know Who John Hinckley Is?
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Reagan shooter finds rejection, indifference in future home WILLIAMSBURG, Va. (AP) — The last man to shoot an American president now spends most of the year in a house overlooking the 13th hole of a golf course in a gated … Continue reading