Bar…None?
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California primary: Live updates – CNNPolitics.com Drink up According to CNN teams in the field, some observations on the libations offered at tonight’s events: Donald Trump attendees were served rose champagne, wine and cocktails, per Sara Murray. Hillary Clinton’s campaign … Continue reading

I’m Man Enough For Hillary. Girlfriend.
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Instapundit » Blog Archive » IT’S COME TO THIS: Of course — this being Hillary “reset” Clinton — there’s a problem: … Dunno about you, but the first thing that came to mind when I saw this “man enough for … Continue reading

NeverTrump Kooks Now Asking Questions Nearly As Irrelevant As They Are
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Should Never Trump People Get Over It? Meh.  Who cares whether you do or not?   The only people considering the question are a tiny cabal of kooks at places like NRO, who pretend that it is a genuine issue, … Continue reading

Tweet Stuff
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@Wisdom2Masses @BeverlySimcic @elizabethforma pic.twitter.com/RbdjUgBpQX — Sparky (@StuntHangar) May 13, 2016 … Continue reading

Butthurt Watch: PJM Brings the Funny
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PJ Media The outrageously outraged TDS butthurt at PJM is broad, deep, and obviously very painful today. Not to mention very funny.  And very pathetic. And, of course, both impotent and irrelevant. … Continue reading

Heh.
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Monday Pun 5-2-2016 | Grouchy Old Cripple This one is from Ron in Ohio. Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed … Continue reading

Face Gently Compressed by a Thigh Master
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Say Goodbye to Your Mind | Scott Adams Blog From  the comments” Essays like Reality or like illusions?  Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. … Continue reading

Shitty Actress
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Furious farmer sprays MANURE at Oscar winning actress Emma Thompson after she breaks a court injunction to protest on his field Alternative headline: Has-Been Performs Stunt to Garner Headlines, Succeeds but Not as Expected She and her sister climbed a … Continue reading

Canada To Force US to Pay For Wall?
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Just in: Canada will force USA to pay for a wall… « Samizdata … to keep out the floods of undesirable US celebrities fleeing the USA following a Trump victory. I love Perry de Havilland’s sense of humor.  And his … Continue reading

Laugh Lines
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Ann Coulter: A Slow-Talker and a Homeless Guy Walk into a Bar… – Breitbart Listening to Cruz always makes me feel like I have Asperger’s. He speaks so slowly, my mind wanders between words. As Trump said, there’s a 10-second … Continue reading

#TwitterTwats: Goaded Beyond Endurance
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A Handy Guide to Popular Social Justice Hashtags (And What They Really Mean) – Taki’s Magazine From the comfort of their dorm rooms and mothers’ basements all across this bounteous planet, they largely take to Twitter, which with its 140-character … Continue reading

Saint Ted of Lies Thinks America Is Best Lying Flat on Her Back
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Ted Cruz’s New York Concession Speech Is More Sexual Sounding Than He (Probably) Wanted It To Be | Bustle No one would say Tuesday night was easy for Ted Cruz. The Texas senator didn’t just lose to Donald Trump in … Continue reading

Riding For All He’s Worth
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Shame Shaming | Scott Adams Blog I might be on CNN today with Jake Tapper but these things tend to get rescheduled based on breaking new. Follow me on Twitter for updates, or just wait for the clip. The Trump … Continue reading

Plague of … Bees
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At Least 20 Stung by Swarm of Bees at Arizona Mosque A huge swarm of bees surrounded people at the Muslim Community Mosque in Phoenix, Arizona, in a terrifying moment caught on video. First, I challenge you not to laugh, … Continue reading

You Cannot Begin to Imagine How Hard I’m Laughing At This…
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Instapundit » Blog Archive » BLUE ON BLUE: Cash-Strapped Connecticut Wants to Tax Yale Endowments. “Yale University’s endowme… BLUE ON BLUE: Cash-Strapped Connecticut Wants to Tax Yale Endowments. “Yale University’s endowment earned $2.6 billion in investment gains in fiscal 2015. … Continue reading

Hot Gas Watch: Hold My Beer and Watch This
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Report: Tom Coburn tells allies he’s open to leading a conservative third-party challenge to Trump « Hot Air The best line from any Trump stump speech this year is “Everyone wants Washington to change, and that means changing everyone in … Continue reading

Scott Adams Brings the Funny
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Bumper Sticker Thinking | Scott Adams Blog And while I’m at it, how about Occam’s Razor? Occam’s Razor says the simplest explanation of things is usually correct. It must be true because most educated adults are familiar with Occam’s Razor. … Continue reading

Okay, Funny
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Bumper Sticker Of The Day… | The Last Refuge So…is this our next Veep? The usual TDS haunts are absolutely sure it’s a done deal now.  And they’re very upset about it. … Continue reading

Is This a Great Country, Or What?
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Instapundit » Blog Archive » I STILL BELIEVE IN AMERICA: Bacon shot glasses dipped in chocolate and filled with whisky…. Now I want a cigarette, though…. … Continue reading

Over the Hill Band Supports Over the Hill Commie Candidate
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Red Hot Chili Peppers to Headline ‘Feel the Bern’ Benefit Concert for Bernie Sanders – Breitbart Veteran rockers the Red Hot Chili Peppers are scheduled to headline a benefit concert for Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT)on Feb. 5 in … Continue reading

Fashion Plate
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Connie St Louis Apologises to Milo Yiannopoulos After Claiming He Called for an Assassination on TV – Breitbart Note the hot pink tie…. … Continue reading

Milo: Scholarships For White Guys
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Breitbart Tech Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Launches College Scholarship for White Men – Breitbart In a move certain to infuriate the left, Breitbart Tech Editor Milo Yiannopoulos has created the Yiannopoulos Privilege Grant, “a scholarship exclusively available to white men who … Continue reading

Power. Ball.
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Overnight Open Thread (9 Jan 2016) Good luck those of you playing the Powerball. There are only two kinds of Powerball players: Those who are buying tickets, and those who say they aren’t, but are lying. … Continue reading

Instapundit Brings the Funny
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Instapundit » Blog Archive » ED KRAYEWSKI: Armed Protesters in Oregon Occupy Remote Federal Outpost at Wildlife Refuge After Mar… BREAKING: Lunatics take over Federal building. pic.twitter.com/lGhMxrWAWl — Rudolf E. Havenstein (@RudyHavenstein) January 3, 2016 Heh. … Continue reading

Rule 34 Collides With Star Wars
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Hold Onto Your Lightsaber: ‘Star Wars’ Porn Sales up 500% As Star Wars fans gear up for Friday’s release of The Force Awakens on Friday, some have turned to the Dark Side to celebrate — sales of one particular Star … Continue reading

Moderately Nefarious, That’s Me
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BBC – Future – How dark is your personality? My “diagnosis.” Moderately nefarious Like Don Draper, you are moderately nefarious. You walk on the dark side of humanity, but your ruthless streak may just help you get ahead. Huh.  I … Continue reading

IQ Test
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Stanley Kubrick Admits the Moon Landings Where a Hoax — And He Filmed Them! Mindblowing, right? Okay: Now, for the real story. Watch this. Yes, that is a video of the director feeding the actor, “Tom,” his lines. It’s reminiscent … Continue reading

Careful With Those Endorsements, Babe
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Shock! Underdog Holly Holm Knocks Out Ronda Rousey at UFC 193 – Breitbart Success, and Holly Holm’s left foot, finally got to Ronda Rousey’s head. The Preacher’s Daughter knocked out the seemingly indestructible Rousey in the second round of the … Continue reading

Today’s Toon
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Wait a damned minute.  Isn’t that tiger logo an exploitation of one of Mother Gaea’s innocent creatures? Or…Wait a damned minute.  That logo of a snarling tiger makes me feel unsafe. Or…Wait a damned minute.  Didn’t a tiger chase Little … Continue reading

Play This Game
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Piers Morgan Vows He’ll Never Let Ben Carson Near His Brain | PJ Tatler Free lifetime subscriptions to Daily Pundit for the best responses to this. … Continue reading

I Laughed and Laughed
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Restaurant Starts An Intense Online Feud By Talking Sh*t About Vegans This battle between vegans and a Dublin cafe is legitimate Internet beef, and you’re not going to be able to get enough of it. This is one of the … Continue reading

Posted As a Public Service Announcement
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Improvised Condom Balloon Bombs Are Being Used In Syria To Fend Off Airstrikes With Russia, Syria and the U.S. led coalition striking targets around Syria, the skies above the war-torn country have become increasingly filled with combat aircraft. These airstrikes … Continue reading

Because Hugh Heffner’s Last Hardon Was In 2009
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Playboy magazine will no longer publish nude photos, thanks to Internet | Ars Technica Huh.  Probably because there is no conceivable thing that will get Hugh Heffner aroused, ever again. … Continue reading

Butthurt. Ignorant, too.
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Peeple CEO defends new app after backlash from critics Peep, slated to launch in November, lets mobile users rate the people they know personally, professionally and romantically. According to the app’s founders Julia Cordray and Nicole McCullough, the app was … Continue reading