Splooge Spasm
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Ted Cruz Picks Up Six Endorsements From Rand Paul’s Backers – Breitbart And…. Nate Silver ejaculates all over his keyboard. … Continue reading

Oh, STFU, You Infantile Morons
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‘Experts’ Warn ‘Global Warming’ Is Making Pet Dogs Depressed – Breitbart A leading “dog behaviourist” and an “animal behaviour counselor” have warned that “global warming” is responsible for a supposedly massive rise in bored and depressed pet dogs. The “experts” said that … Continue reading

Yes, You Can Publicly Piss In San Francisco. In Your Home Town, Too. So?
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You Can Now Urinate in Public in San Francisco | TIME San Francisco has installed an outdoor urinal in Dolores Park near the Mission District as part of the more than $20 million renovation of the recreation area in an … Continue reading

Well, You Know, They Just Might Not Be Totally Accurate
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6 problems with the Iowa polls Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton enter Monday with small, but consistent, leads in polls conducted in the days leading up to the Iowa caucuses. But what if the public polls are wrong? What if … Continue reading

The Diversity Floggers
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Silicon Valley’s Pointless Diversity Industry – Breitbart This is what Silicon Valley’s diversity industry boils down to: self-affirmation sessions. The same kind that might be provided to the least confident of high school students. If adult employees require this level of coddling … Continue reading

What? Oh. Yawn.
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Jeb Bush showing signs of life in South Carolina? « Hot Air If that title sounds a tad bit disingenuous, well… that’s because it is. We don’t have a new frontrunner in South Carolina (or anywhere, for that matter) but … Continue reading

Winning By Losing. Or Something.
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To Win In Iowa Or New Hampshire, It May Be Better To Poll Worse Nationally | FiveThirtyEight If you’re a candidate who wants to win one of the first two contests, you’d rather have good state polls and bad national … Continue reading

Reality Pays a Visit to Hot Gas
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Video: New Jeb Bush Super PAC ad in Iowa hits … Marco Rubio « Hot Air The only hope Jeb has is to nuke everyone in his lane and force Republicans to choose between him, Trump, and Cruz. He’s laying … Continue reading

Good News On The Home-Front…Sorta-Kinda (Maybe?…)
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A self-proclaimed “immigration reformer, not a restrictionist”, Larry Kudlow, expresses a change of heart: I’ve Changed. This Is War. Seal the Borders. Stop the Visas. I know this is not my usual position. But this is a war. Therefore I … Continue reading

A Muddle of Muddled Muddles
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The Crisis of Republican Authority – The New York Times That pitch would also, in the normal course of things, effectively marginalize the kookery that Trump is serving up. You don’t need to torture terrorists’ families or set up some … Continue reading

This, Again
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Last time Obama spoke from oval office was Iraq withdrawal. If he’d skipped that speech, he wouldn’t need tonight’s. pic.twitter.com/g7LmCAJtm1 — Jim Rickards (@JamesGRickards) December 6, 2015 I guess people really do believe that if Barack Obama had not followed … Continue reading

Pixie Dust
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What Will Become of the Climate-Change Refugees? – The Atlantic They can relocate to the equally mythical unicorn game preserves. … Continue reading

Bah.
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George Lucas defends Greedo shooting Han first | EW.com But Lucas won’t read that, or your comment below, because he also admitted in the interview that he has “assiduously avoided the Internet since 2000 — no Facebook, no Twitter, no … Continue reading

No, Americans Are Not Desperate to Put Boots On the Ground In Iraq Againsti ISIL
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You’ve seen all the jawing at neocon sites like NRO to the effect that Americans are lusting to put “boots on the ground against ISIL?” Yeah, it’s bullshit. I’d love to see somebody poll the question, “Do you favor shedding … Continue reading

Sugar Coated McArdle
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Obamacare Insurers Are Suffering. That Won’t End Well. – Bloomberg View Why the change? Because when the law was passed, I was mostly focused on whether the mandate penalty would be enough to encourage people to buy insurance. Hey, Megan:  … Continue reading

Call the Race. Jeb Wins.
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2016 election: Bob Dole endorses Jeb Bush – POLITICO Former U.S. Sen. Bob Dole has endorsed Jeb Bush for president and will serve as the former Florida governor’s National Veterans’ Chairman, according to the campaign. Well, big news here.  I’m … Continue reading

It’s Remotely Plausible that AP Doesn’t Have His Head Where the Hot Gas Flows
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Who’s up for a bunch of terrible new polls for Jeb Bush? « Hot Air At 23/40, the only Republican with a remotely plausible path to the nomination with worse favorables than Jeb is John Kasich… “Remotely plausible,” my ass. … Continue reading

Law And Order: Serious Crimes Division
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Washington, D.C. Cops On Hunt For Convenience Store Twerker And Her Handsy Accomplice | The Smoking Gun Have you seen this twerker (or her equally scantily-clad cohort)? Police in Washington, D.C. today released the above store surveillance video in an … Continue reading

Another Mystery of Media Life
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California missile test: Social media nightmare or exactly what the Navy wanted? – The Washington Post Loren Thompson, a military analyst who used to teach nuclear strategy at Georgetown University, told The Washington Post that the Navy finds itself in … Continue reading

Bulletin From the “What Second Amendment?” Bubble at NRO
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Did the ‘Stabbing Intifada’ Come to America? ISIS-Linked Account Praises University of California Stabber It’s worth following this story carefully, and I hope Mohammad’s motive was grounded in his own unique problems and not jihad. If Israel’s recent experience teaches … Continue reading

Amazing. I’m Taking This Directly to the Bank!
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Don’t laugh: The Jeb Bush victory scenario | Washington Examiner JebWorld held a focus group in New Hampshire the day after Bush’s disastrous performance at the Republican debate in Boulder. According to a source deep inside JebWorld, the result was … Continue reading

NYT’s Florid Case of Swelled-Head Polling
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As Republicans Outline Debate Demands, Donald Trump Plans to Go It Alone – First Draft. Political News, Now. – The New York Times And on Monday afternoon, Corey Lewandowski, the campaign manager for Donald J. Trump — who leads in … Continue reading

From the Prestigious Journal “The Annals of Junk Science”
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Heart risk in sweet drinks: How just TWO glasses a day can be DEADLY | Health | Life & Style | Daily Express The health of more than 42,000 men in Sweden were tracked between 1998 and 2010 and quizzed … Continue reading

Hot Gas: Hey, If Every Other Candidate Dies, Rubio Will Be the Nominee
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New Hampshire post-debate poll: Trump leads with 26%, Rubio’s support triples since September « Hot Air One other important footnote here per Monmouth: When you combine everyone’s first and second choice, this is a tight race in which just eight … Continue reading

Toya Graham Sent the Wrong Message – No Hero Mom For Her
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The hero mom of Baltimore dropped off the radar quickly « Hot Air I kept coming back to this story all week because Toya Graham might be more of a cautionary tale than a cultural icon. It’s clearly admirable that … Continue reading

Somebody Obviously Needs a Nap
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Instapundit » Blog Archive » RACISM IS EVERYWHERE: The Black/White Sleep Gap: An unexpected challenge in the quest for racial justice. Honestly.  Does anybody actually pay real attention to unadulterated crap like this? … Continue reading

Screw Back to the Future Day
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Fuck Back to the Future Day Thanks a lot, everyone. You’ve taken a perfectly fun movie reference and turned it into a sinister circle jerk, manned by money-hungry marketers. I loved the Back to the Future trilogy when I was … Continue reading

Deadliest of the Species
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UNH: gender roles and sexist jokes cause migraines, heart disease among women The University of New Hampshire, which previously caused controversy after publishing a language guide claiming the word “American” was “problematic,” is now claiming that gender microaggressions are causing … Continue reading

Today Only At Amazon (Short Version)
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Dark Shadows: The Complete Original Series (Deluxe Edition) – I always liked this show. Also… Up to 45% Off Select Mr. Beams Wireless LED Spotlights – Hm. Wish the wallet was a bit fatter. I could put these to good … Continue reading

Good Riddance At Last Thanks Be To Dead Man
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That bloviating shadow of a conscience the press calls “Joe Biden” has just gone on TV from the White House Rose Garden to blame his dead son for derailing his presidential campaign. Biden noted immediately that grief has no timetable, … Continue reading

More Bullshit From the Security State
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After appellate decision, laser strike “knucklehead” re-sentenced to 5 years | Ars Technica On Friday, a federal judge in Fresno, California re-sentenced a local man to the maximum five years in prison for firing a laser at an emergency transport … Continue reading

Yid Blows Lid
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McCarthy Bombshell: Is Something Strange Going On? With that one sentence the Republican party was thrown into chaos and it better get fixed soon (over at the DNC they must be throwing a party). A year before a presidential election … Continue reading

Carson’s Neocon Insanity For Syria
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Ben Carson Outlines Syria Strategy To Weaken ISIS, Assad We should “continue to assist Syrian insurgent forces in their conflict against pro-Assad and ISIS forces with advisors, intelligence and weapons,” Carson said. Cool beans.  ajust one teeny little problem.  There … Continue reading

Drag Queens Want Me To Pay For Their Delusions
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For transgender people, getting healthcare remains difficult despite Obamacare – LA Times Desperate for hormonal treatments, transgender patients were turning to friends and illicit dealers for unregulated cocktails of drugs. Many were left with health complications and infections that landed … Continue reading

The “Super Strength” of Pencil-Necked Geeks, and Other Ludicrous Fables
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Wimps are ‘stronger than bodybuilders’, study finds – Telegraph Wimps might have the last laugh on gym-obsessed hunks – gram-for-gram, bodybuilders’ muscles are weaker than those of people who never touch weights, research has shown. Scientists found that bodybuilders had … Continue reading

Dear Writer: You Don’t Impress Me!
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Dear Millennials: You Impress Me! | PJ Lifestyle You Millennials are numerous, more affluent, better educated, and more ethnically diverse than any previous generation. You are trained to be doers and achievers, and you’re demonstrating a new focus on teamwork, … Continue reading

It’s Bullshit, All the Way Down
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The Cocked Fist Culture | The Weekly Standard We sit in front of her television, Donald Trump droning on. Caprice is trying to call a cab for me, with no answer. I get on my phone and try to do … Continue reading

Hey, Nate Silver: What Kind of Odds Will You Give Me On A Hundred Dollar Bet On the Field Against Rubio?
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Who Does Scott Walker’s Exit Help? | FiveThirtyEight micah: All right, so why not Cruz? hjenten-heynawl: Because he’s too conservative and says things off the cuff that shouldn’t be said. natesilver: He’s not very popular with his colleagues. hjenten-heynawl: He … Continue reading