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He needs a teleprompter when he’s talking to himself in the privacy of the Oval Office. Even he can’t keep his own lies straight without help.
About Bill Quick
I am a small-l libertarian with conservative leanings on most issues, except on many traditionally conservative social issues, where my stance would be regarded as hopelessly liberal by most social conservatives. My primary concern is to increase individual liberty as much as possible in the face of statist efforts to restrict it from both the right and the left. If I had to sum up my beliefs as concisely as possible, I would say, "Stay out of my wallet and my bedroom," "your liberty stops at my nose," and "don't tread on me." I will believe that things are taking a turn for the better in America when married gays are able to, and do, maintain large arsenals of automatic weapons, and tax collectors are, and do, not.
Well, it’s The Flim-Flam Dude, y’know, and he’s really only sort of semi-good at it. Running the Big Con like that – especially when you consider that he’s not really the sharpest tack in the box to begin with – he obviously needs all the “handling” help he can get.
Dude puts on a pretty good front, but it’s an empty suit being run by a mostly-empty head and an ego the size of the Goodyear blimp.
I suspect, if you were able to buy off or otherwise co-opt his speechwriters successfully, you could have him publicly announcing his resignation as POTUS, effective immediately, before he realized exactly what he was reading…
Kind of a fun thing to think about, hey?