Obamas are first African-Americans to be fashionable
In what has been interpreted as an outdated and insulting move, a fashion blogger for [Elle] magazine’s site posted a piece about Michelle Obama’s sartorial prowess and the rise of a ‘black-geoisie’. … America’s first black president has finally given the black community a ‘chic’ option other than ‘streetwear codes’.
Isn’t it time to just fucking nuke France again?
What? We haven’t fucking nuked France even once? Why the fuck not?

It is for posts like this that DP needs a like button. Nothing to add but a quick thumbs up. Maybe some other gestures too, just to make it truly interactive, accurate, and inclusive.
Sorry, I hadn’t noticed they’d been turned off in the restore from backup process. But they’re here now. Like away!
Didn’t need to. We invaded them, yo. Kicked it old school. Messed their asses up bad. None of that pussy atom bomb shit. Tore all up an’ down their country, makin’ their bitches pregnant and everything and keepin’ it real, yo. Cuz we wanted to kick some Nazi ass.
We even messed with their language. French hate that shit!
The French have an atrocious fashion sense. This little twit probably learned about American Blacks through racist Spike Lee’s work and MTV.
Simple basic principle: Don’t fire a cannon to squoosh a bug.
Besides, the French are mostly being pwned by Mooslims these days; it’s making them scratch around desperately for any li’l scrap of anything that lets them continue their delusions of adequacy (much less superiority). Their take on “fashionable apparel” is one of their more prominent delusions.
On top of which, of course:
- there’s so much “Fail” in that little statement.
Another set of delusions altogether, hey?…
*It’s like T-ball; serve that stationary ball up to the batter and see him hit away.*
Simple. The same reason you don’t drop a brickbat onto a fresh cowflop. Shit splatters.
When I play Civilization: Revolution on my XBox 360, I usually nuke Paris just for giggles, whether they’ve attacked me or not.
Does that count?